First, MySpace makes a comeback (Is Justin Timberlake now your first MySpace friend?) and then emo-heartthrobs Fall Out Boy have announced a reunion… does that mean the “scene” scene is back? I hope so. I also hope this means that boys will start to wear tight pants and eyeliner again. If so, I may become a sexual deviant.
Since we are going to party like it’s 2006 can we bring back the MySpace shot? PLEASE! It was such a flattering angle! But remember, no smiling. You are feeling deep, dark, mysterious feelings inside.
Can we be all like “HXC” again? Except not really, because I am deeply fond of booze.
Let’s wear band t-shirts, get asymmetrical haircuts, star tattoos and paint on a layer of eyeliner. We’ll all feel too many feelings as we straighten our hair and plan our road trip to Vans Warped Tour.
Let’s do this, one night and one more time! Thnks fr th mmrs! Forget proper grammar and spelling and let’s pUt cApiTal LetTerS in inappropriate places.
- Also, Kim Kardashian cameo??
Admittedly I will listen to and love all of *Fall Out Boy’s new music, but in all honestly, I am not totally on board with being a scene kid again. I now like repressing my feelings instead of writing them angrily in a journals and I do happen to enjoy laughter and smiling in pictures. And it is too much maintenance for me to upkeep a straight, off-kilter mullet. Unless boys start wearing eyeliner again, THEN I am totally back in the scene. Oh, and if sidekicks come back. I always wanted one of those.
*However, Early November and Finch comebacks will not be welcomed back with open arms. But The Academy Is… and Panic at the Disco, please have at’er.